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- Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
- You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
- My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
- Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
- Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
- I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
- You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
- I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
- Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
- I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
- DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
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