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- I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
- I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
- I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
- I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
- Dain Bramaged.
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- I love cats... they taste just like chicken
- Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
- Life is one long insane trip... Some people just have better Directions!
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
- [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
- Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
- Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
- [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
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