- I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not.
- I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven.
- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
- Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
- Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out.
- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
- One day, I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- Passwords are like underwear: change them often.
- If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk.
- She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
- May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
- The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common.
- The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it not fall on U ?
- (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!
- (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.