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- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
- Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
- Can I borrow your library card? I wanna check u out!
- Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
- Cancel my subscription...I'm over your issues
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich
- Dain Bramaged.
- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
- Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
- Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
- Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
- Dont start with me..You will not win!
- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
- Dont worry who I am just Type
- Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
- Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
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