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- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
- ...and i should care, why?
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not
- :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
- >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
- A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
- A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
- Act your age, not your shoe size!
- After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
- All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
- An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if hes cute screw the fruit.
- An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
- An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
- Anarchists of the world, unite!
- As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
- Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
- Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
- Be kool.. Dont go to school :D
- Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
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