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- You're unique, just like everyone else....
- Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
- When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
- The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
- You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
- If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Never wish on 1 star more than once cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
- I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
- We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
- I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
- I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
- I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
- English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
- You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same.
- I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
- I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
- Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
- For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
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