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- I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
- Dont steal, the government hates competition
- If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
- The higher you are, the farther you fall
- Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
- When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
- What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
- I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- Not me, not now, maybe later...
- Life's a beach... Surf it up!
- Trying is the first step towards failure
- I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
- If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
- Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
- I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
- When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
- To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
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